Your worst fears about smartphone privacy just got put into perspective. A smuggled North Korean device reveals the regime takes screenshots of user activity every five minutes, making your concerns about app permissions look quaint by comparison. While you debate whether Apple’s App Tracking Transparency goes far enough, North Korean citizens live with phones that photograph their every digital move.

When Your Phone Becomes a Digital Prison Guard

This isn’t some Black Mirror episode—it’s Tuesday in Pyongyang. North Korean smartphones are programmed to automatically capture screenshots every five minutes, storing these images in hidden directories that users cannot access or delete. The “Red Flag“ program runs constantly in the background, recording everything from browser history to app usage.

Think your iPhone’s battery life is bad? Try running government spyware 24/7. The “Trace Viewer” app allows authorities to access collected screenshots while preventing users from modifying or deleting them. Your digital footprint isn’t just tracked—it’s actively photographed and filed away for regime review.

Orwell’s Language Police Made Digital

The surveillance goes beyond passive monitoring. These phones automatically detect and censor South Korean terms, replacing “South Korea” with “puppet state” and changing affectionate terms like “oppa” to “comrade.” Imagine if your phone autocorrected “iPhone” to “overpriced rectangle” every time you typed it—except the consequences involve potential imprisonment rather than embarrassment.

Even your screenshots aren’t safe. While users can take screenshots in some apps, this functionality is disabled in applications containing sensitive content, such as the “Collected Works” app housing North Korean leaders’ writings. Your memes about political figures suddenly seem like acts of rebellion.

Your Privacy Problems Aren’t That Bad

Sure, Meta knowing you like cat videos feels invasive. But North Korean citizens connect only to the state-controlled Kwangmyong intranet—a walled garden that makes China’s Great Firewall look permeable. Files and applications must possess government-issued digital signatures to be accessible, with unsigned content automatically deleted.

This level of control makes your VPN worries seem almost luxurious. Remember when you panicked about Facebook’s data collection after Cambridge Analytica? At least Zuckerberg wasn’t screenshotting your phone every five minutes and censoring your texts in real-time. The recent  Meta privacy battles that dominated tech headlines pale next to a regime that turns every smartphone into a surveillance device.

The Real Cost of Digital Freedom

While you stress about whether TikTok is spying on you, North Korean citizens navigate a digital landscape where privacy doesn’t exist as a concept. Your ability to delete apps, use VPNs, or even complain about Big Tech represents freedoms that billions lack.

The next time you debate iOS vs. Android privacy features or worry whether Siri is listening, remember: somewhere, people live with phones that photograph their every digital move. Your privacy battles matter, but perspective helps you focus on the fights worth having.